This is pretty cray tho!

(From here)

The final countdown before the launching of the new State of Zimbabwe has now begun. Only a few hours from now, Zimbabwe will have become a free, independent and sovereign state, free to choose its own flight path and chart its own course to its chosen destiny. Its people have made a democratic choice of those who as their legitimate Government, they wish to govern them and take policy decisions as to their future.


This, indeed, is the meaning of the mandate my party secured through a free and fair election, conducted in the full glare of the world,s spotlight. While my Government welcomes the mandate it has been freely given and is determined to honour it to the letter, it also accepts that the fulfillment of the tasks imposed by the mandate are only possible with the confidence, goodwill and co-operation of all of you, reinforced by the forthcoming support and encouragement of all our friends, allies, and well wishers in the international community.

The march to our national independence has been a long, arduous and hazardous one. On this march, countless lives have been lost and many sacrifices made. Death and suffering have been the prize we have been called upon to pay for the final priceless reward of freedom and national independence. May I thank all of you who have had to suffer and sacrifice for the reward we are now getting.

Tomorrow we shall be celebrating the historic event, which our people have striven for nearly a century to achieve. Our people, young and old, men and women, black and white, living and dead, are, on this occasion, being brought together in a new form of national unity that makes them all Zimbabweans. Independence will bestow on us a new personality, a new sovereignty, a new future and perspective, and indeed a new history and a new past. Tomorrow we are being born again; born again not as individuals but collectively as a people, nay, as a viable nation of Zimbabweans.

Tomorrow is thus our birthday, the birth of a great Zimbabwe, and the birth of its nation. Tomorrow we shall cease to be men and women of the past and become men and women of the future. It's tomorrow then, not yesterday, which bears our destiny. As we become a new people we are called to be constructive, progressive and forever forward looking, for we cannot afford to be men of yesterday, backward-looking, retrogressive and destructive. Our new nation requires of every one of us to be a new man, with a new mind, a new heart and a new spirit. Our new mind must have a new vision and our new hearts a new love that spurns hate, and a new spirit that must unite and not divide.

This to me is the human essence that must form the core of our political change and national independence. Henceforth, you and I must strive to adapt ourselves, intellectually and spiritually to the reality of our political change and relate to each other as brothers bound one to another by a bond of national comradeship. If yesterday I fought as an enemy, today you have become a friend and ally with the same national interest, loyalty, rights and duties as myself. If yesterday you hated me, today you cannot avoid the love that binds you to me and me to you. Is it not folly, therefore, that in these circumstances anybody should seek to revive the wounds and grievances of the past? The wrongs of the past must now stand forgiven and forgotten. If ever we look to the past, let us do so for the lesson the past has taught us, namely that oppression and racism are inequities that must never again find scope in our political and social system. It could never be a correct justification that because whites oppressed us yesterday when they had power, the blacks must oppress them today because they have power.

An evil remains an evil whether practiced by white against black or by black against white. Our majority rule could easily turn into inhuman rule if we oppressed, persecuted or harassed those who do not look or think like the majority of us. Democracy is never mob-rule. It is and should remain disciplined rule requiring compliance with the law and social rules. Our independence must thus not be construed as an instrument vesting individuals or groups with the right to harass and intimidate others into acting against their will. It is not the right to negate the freedom of others to think and act, as they desire.

I, therefore, wish to appeal to all of you to respect each other and act in promotion of national unity rather than negation of that unity. On Independence Day, our integrated security forces will, in spite of their having only recently fought each other, be marching in step together to herald the new era of national unity and togetherness.

Let this be an example of us all to follow. Indeed, let this enjoin the whole of our nation to march in perfect unison from year to year and decade to decade towards its destiny. We have abundant mineral, agricultural and human resources to exploit and develop for which we need perfect peace. Given such peace, our endeavours to transform our society and raise our standard of living are bound to succeed. The mineral resources lying beneath the surface of our country have hardly been scratched, nor have our agricultural and industrial resources yet fully harnessed. Now that we have peace, we must go fully out to exploit them. We already have a sophisticated infrastructure. Our expertise is bound to increase as more and more educational and technical institutions are established to transform our skilled manpower. The whole world is looking on us this day.

Indeed, many countries in the international community are amazed at how we have so quickly and unexpectedly moved from war to peace. We have certainly won the goodwill of many countries and can confidently expect to benefit from the economic and technical aid they are able and willing to provide for us. May I assure you that my Government is determined to bring about meaningful change to the lives of the majority of the people in the country. But I must ask you to be patient and allow my Government time to organize programmes that will effectively yield that change. There are people without land who need land, people without jobs who need jobs, children without schools who need schools and patients without hospitals who need them. We are also fully aware of the need for increased wages in all sectors of employment. My Government will certainly do its best to meet the existing needs in these areas. But you have to assist us by being patient and peaceful.

I now finally wish to appeal to you, wherever you are, to participate fully today and Saturday in the Independence celebrations that have been organized throughout the country. There are, of course, those of you who have the duty to maintain essential services. These services must indeed be maintained so that the celebrations are facilitated. Maintaining such essential services during the celebrations is a significant contribution of their success. I wish to thank Her Majesty the Queen for having sent His Royal Highness, Prince Charles, the Prince of Wales to represent her and officiate at our Independence ceremony, where he will perform the symbolic act of severing our colonial ties with Britain.

As you are aware, this historic ceremony will be witnessed by Heads of State and Government and representatives of nearly 100 countries plus representatives of several international, political and voluntary organizations. The ceremony will be also be reported and relayed to millions of people in the world by the mass media. May I enjoin you all to regard this solemn occasion with honour and dignity, and participate in the celebrations that follow it with jubilation. Let us rejoice over our independence and recognize in it the need to dedicate ourselves to national unity, peace and progress. I now wish to pay tribute to Lord Soames, our Governor, for the most important role he has played in successfully guiding this country to elections and independence. He was from the very onset given a difficult and most unenviable task. And yet he performed it with remarkable ability and overwhelming dignity.

I must admit that I was one of those who originally never trusted him, and yet I have now ended up not only implicitly trusting but fondly loving him as well. He is indeed a great man through whom it has been possible within a short period I have been Prime Minister, to organize substantial financial and technical aid from Britain and other countries. I am personally indebted to him for the advice he has constantly given me on the art of managing the affairs of Government.

I shall certainly be missing a good friend and counselor, and so will our independent Zimbabwe and all its people. I also wish to thank all our distinguished quests for the honour they have given us by coming to attend our Independence celebrations on behalf of their countries or organizations. Their presence in our country signifies a bond of solidarity and friendship between their countries or organizations and our country. Without the support they have given us towards our liberation, this day would never have come about.

Thanks, therefore, for all the material, political, diplomatic and moral support they have given us. Sons and daughters of Zimbabwe, I urge you to participate fully and jubilantly in our Independence celebrations and to ensure that all our visitors are well entertained and treated with utmost hospitality. I shall be one in spirit and love, in loyalty and commitment with you all. Forward with the Year of the People's Power! Long live our Freedom! Long live our Sovereignty! Long live our Independence!

Momentary carbon stories :)

You know how they say a near death experience clears your mind? That's what I feel like 2007 - 2008 was in Zimbabwe. You know what I mean if you lived through it.

For those who didn't, 2007 - 2008 was the peak (the trough, really) of Zimbabwe's economic meltdown. Inflation couldn't be measured at its highest, but there are estimates that 79.6 billion percent. My post will explain a little of what it felt like to live through that- what it meant in real terms.

1.  Paper money is a lie. Money in general is a lie, but paper money isn't even worth the paper it's printed on. We put so much trust in those bits of paper, and we actually think we own something because we have bits of paper. Let me tell you something. If everyone agrees that that paper has value, that's great. If not, well: Zimbabwe. There was a thing we called 'burning', at some point. People would walk into the office, put their jackets on the backs of their chairs, turn on their computers, and then go back out onto the street. Why? There was a hustle where you could take foreign currency- forever to be understood to be real money, in Zimbabwe- and convert it to local currency, at some unimaginable rate. Which was fine if you were the one buying the foreign currency, because you got real money for nothing; but not so fine if you were selling, because you were giving away something for nothing. Because then you would take that money and go to the supermarket to buy some food, and possibly by the time you got there, the local currency you were carrying had lost some huge part of its value. I know that there were times when you'd go to the supermarket in the morning, and see the price of something; go away to find the money, come back at 11 am, and find it had doubled or tripled (or something) in price. That's the thing about money- it's actually worth very little. People sold their homes to get trillions / quadrillions / quintillions in the bank- but they could never use that money, and could never buy anything with it. Savings and pensions were wiped out. That thing you think it money is a mirage...
2. You can totally bake scones without the ingredients you are so sure you need. So, my neighbour had a craving the one day- not so surprising, because you couldn't get bread at all, and definitely not scones. Someone had sent her a care package from South Africa- acts of mercy that we cried over in those days- and there was flour in there. So she took the flour, a little oil (for margarine), a little rooibos tea (for milk), and a tiny bit of sugar- and she made scones. Now, most Zimbabweans already know you can make a type of bread on the fire using little more than flour and water... But you get attached to ways of doing things, and scones are always buttery and milky and light and wonderful... Right? Not really. You can do with far less than you think. Leading up to...
3. You can totally live on nothing. Most of what you enjoy so much isn't important. We did without so much in those days. I'm reminded of how the Israelites walked through the wilderness for 40 years, and their clothes and shoes never wore out. That's kind of what that season was like, in Zimbabwe. I didn't buy a new dress or pair of shoes in that time. I don't need the material accumulation that comes with modern life- although I can start to think I do, sulking when I can't buy my Ruby Woo lipstick. I can even do with far less food than I think. I learnt that deep lesson when all I lived on was sadza (the starch staple in Zimbabwe) and cabbage - with no oil, no tomatoes to add decent flavour. It's nice to have things; but it's not essential. I have learnt to appreciate the nice things that make life pleasant; but I have also learnt not to depend on them for life.
4. You can actually walk everywhere. So this is funny, but in his old age, my grandfather claims to have walked to Johannesburg once. We all take that with a pinch of salt, because well he never shared this fact when he was younger, and of (more) sound mind. Perhaps he did walk there, who knows. But you know what- people of old would walk long distances, and it didn't kill them. I'm thinking of this now, because I miss my car- I'm using public transport again where I am. I don't need my car as much as I think I do. Also just a nice to have...
5. We all kind of have this idea that we can live off our salaries and pensions... That if you're out of a job, that's essentially the end of being able to do anything. Well, in that season, people went to work every day (how? I never figured that one out) for a month, to earn just enough to buy one loaf of bread. Completely mysterious. But I know that people stayed at work because they'd always worked, and were waiting in hope for something like a pension. Or because they felt there was nothing else they could be doing with their time. But what they did while they waited, and sat around at work, was hustle. I learnt a lot about making money on the side in that season. I'm not naturally business-minded, the only one in my family like that, but I baked cakes that my sister sold at her school. I have learnt that extra money is always a useful thing, and that my salary is not guaranteed.
6. I also learnt the true place of faith in my life. Nothing else could have got me through that season. It's being completely helpless in the face of something far bigger than you, not knowing a single way to remove yourself from the situation. So it was literally one foot in front of the other, until one day I looked up and I was out of the valley. 

I totally needed this last week.